Sssssh I want to tell you a secret… come closer my pretties…
Well actually more than one… but we’ll see how far I go today…
- I really don’t care about how beautiful your wedding was. No, really I don’t… I’m glad you’re happy… but please, when we’re studying can we keep our minds on the task… I’m glad that your romantic life is apparently sunshine, roses and alcopops… but beyond that I don’t give a rat’s arse!
- I don’t have any urges to return to student life with too much cheap alcohol, late nights, and make up still on after the night before… I have even less desire to revisit these ‘delights’ in the chavvy watering holes of my town.
- If I’m handling a situation I don’t want / need you to swoop in and tell me how I ought to handle it… not in that moment at any rate, constructive critique at a more appropriate time I appreciate.
- Especially do not do the above if you’re younger than me… fresh out of college with zip all life experience… because – trust me – I have more of that than you can handle.
- I don’t even have time to fantasize… so I reserve the right to be grouchy… and complain about my lack of petting and snuggles.
Hmmm feels good to get that off my chest…
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